"Daddy, why did Mommy past our house?" "Because she misjudged the distance of her long run, so she can't come back home until her GPS watch tells her it's OK."
eBib text : "Daddy, why did Mommy past our house?" "Because she misjudged the distance of her long run, so she can't come back home until her GPS watch tells her it's OK."
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Pants? In this economy??
I wanna be crazy fast. But I'm only crazy, so I'm halfway there. Progress
Y'all need to start appreciating the effort I put into not being a serial killer
Me at 9 PM: "Do your part by staying home, we can stay safe & save lives!!" Me at 9 AM: "surprisingly legs feel great after yesterday's tempo"
THEM: "Post the first picture of you and your significant other together" ME:
I wished I had a treadmill.... New quarantine low
Coronavirus + Training as usual = Get faster or die tryin
Ok so it turns out I was in fact running for races & medals and not for 'myself'
Born to run forced to quarantine
No one: Me tasting my own food: "Bro you've outdone yourself this time"
Government: "Only go outside for emergencies" People's emergencies: "I wanted donuts"
After seeing how the public panics over Coronavirus, I can see why the government would never tell us about "them Aliens"
Me posting nonsense will continue during lockdown because it's an Essential Service
Remember you are someone's reason to smile. Because your marathon PR is a joke
Me: My Insta crush liked my photo Friend: How'd you meet him? Me: Through a mutual virtual race account
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