Do you ever feel like your body's 

"Check Engine" light has been ON 

and you're still pressing the gas like 

"Nah, it'll be fine"?

Asking for a friend.
eBib text : Do you ever feel like your body's "Check Engine" light has been ON and you're still pressing the gas like "Nah, it'll be fine"? Asking for a friend.

Funny eBibs

News: "The coronavirus can only be spread by human contact" My trail running introvert ass:  "I'm safe as F*ckkkkk"
Therapist: Are you sexually active?  Me: I signed up for an Ironman Therapist: a simple "No" is fine
PSALM 26:2 "Test me, Lord, and try me, examine my heart and my mind"
When Karen asks what you’re training for... “LIFE, Karen. I’m training for LIFE.”
I hate going to the kitchen after my  long run and finding out i'm the only  snack in the house
Does anyone else whisper "what the f*ck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first 2 miles or is it just me
I actually have feelings for my bed
There should be a championship where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like f*ck it, let's see how fast humans can really run
Sometimes I wonder if all these running injuries are happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people
People be like, “I got 99 problems...” and I’m over here like,   “...have you  ever tried  running?”
Me: I'll add 2 miles to my long run... How harder could it be?  Also me:
First we do the running, then we do the things...
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