Running doesn’t say 'I can’t'.. you
eBib text : 5:00AM Running doesn’t say 'I can’t'.. you do

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In the first half of your race don't be an idiot. In the second half,  DON'T BE A TANGERINE   *tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough*
You know you're a runner when you  know EXACTLY where one mile from  your front door is. In any direction.
Why isn't the answer to a running  injury ever "Just keep running a lot, it will go away"
Stages of running on the treadmill: 1. Hello, lover 2. Let’s  ease into this, really get to know each other... 3. Feeling GOOD!! 4. WTF?! We need a safe word! 5. STOP. Ok, it’s cool,  love you too BAE!
"Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason"  –Jerry Seinfeld
me:  i cannot spend any money  right now i just can't running warehouse:  here's 20% off  me:  fine i'll buy 10 things
The air hurts my face.  Why am I living where the air  hurts my face??
Thanks for the running advice, hon.  I'll remember that next time I'm slower than you
"I don't need another drink"  - said not me last night
I’m thinking about increasing the  numbers of days I lie about running on  the treadmill
Just wanted to let you know that is NOT okay to run and then NOT post about it  on social
I wish I could outsource my my  stretching routine
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