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5K, 10K, 13.1....... 26.2?? Never laugh at your wife's choices... You are one of them.
I hate people who can't take a good  photo just give me back my phone bro
My friends tell me that running is easy, but it
Does anyone else whisper "what the  f*ck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first two miles or is it just me
Me trying to explain how I got into running: "I was initially planning on  being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my  soul instead."
The only thing working harder than  me during a run is my sports bra.
There's no place like home.  To poop.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Things only distance runners understand... Running past your  own front door three times  because your Garmin  says you're still only  on 4.96 miles.
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that is it's my cellphone.
They moved the finish line?!???
It
I did like 5 squats today so if you catch  me being a little thick tomorrow don't  be alarmed
Which is the longest?  A) a microwave minute  B) a treadmill minute  C) a hangover minute
I wonder how often my neighbors look  at me and think "This bitch is crazy"
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