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Home treadmill in 2019: frowned upon Home treadmill in 2020: encouraged
Email notification: "Be on the lookout, your running gear arrives Thursday"   Me: WHEN IS THAT
My mind:  get up and take a shower My body:  who gonna see you tho
Isolation update:  everyone has their windows open and someone in the  building next to mine was having  sex and she came super loud  and then a bunch of people  cheered lmao
(18 months from now) ME (weeping): it's so beautiful  STRANGER: ma'am this is the  longest porta-potty line EVER ME (weeping harder): I KNOW
When you wake up with throat pain and cough in the morning "My time has come"
Medals don't impress me.... Unless they are my medals
Shoutout to my immune system
Gas cheapest it's been in 30 years, can't drive. Flights dirt cheap, can't fly. We are stuck in a f*cking Alanis Morissette song doing the #PushUpChallenge
Good morning! Don't forget to log your miles, mind your own business  and wash your damn hands!
Sorry for all the sex posts.....I don't know what's gotten into me lately...  Not a dick, obviously  #saferathome
I can't wait to hear people yelling "YOU'RE ALMOST THERE" again
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