Teach your children the joy of running  and they'll never have enough money  to buy drugs
Being an athlete is a state of mind which is not bound by age, performance or place in the running pack.    –Jeff Galloway
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do  with my life because it's raining and  i hate treadmills
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm  100% never going to qualify for Boston
My parents still haven't apologized to me for making me unathletic
Did it hurt? When you got into your  dream race and you DNFed because  you're an IPOS?
Did it hurt? When you finally scored  a Local Legend status on a segment  and got ZERO kudos?
What's the meanest and cruelest thing you've ever said to a bad driver? I'm not asking for a friend, I'm asking  for inspiration
Tag someone who is injured right now.
Get a personal trainer that will get you in shape.... or wet.... or both
Reasons I do my long runs with a group  1. Friendship  2. Accountability  3. So I can bag a MILF
Life would've been better if all your running friends were your neighbors
Let's have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle
*comes home from a run*  No one:  Me: "OK I'll show you  my pace and splits."
Is it even marathon season if you don't eat every fucking thing in sight?
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