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Slowly step away from that cotton t-shirt and nobody's nipples will get hurt!!!
(S)miles ahead put the worries behind.
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Instagram. That's how everyone knows you're a rookie
Accidentally went grocery shopping after my long run and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4.
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
When your legs get tired, run with your heart. If that doesn't work, just keep moving towards the free beer.
Not sure if I'm getting faster or just more confident!
One does not simply run past a glass wall without looking at their form!
You know you're a runner when... you get mad that an injury keeps you from running, not that it damaged your body.
Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
You know you are determined when you bring your running clothes with you to work and you don't care if you smell the rest of the day.
2 rest days in a row.. Omigawd I'm gonna be so out of shape !!
Runs half marathons. Still looks for close parking spots.
You better clean that mess up... Your mom didn't get to run today... no telling what level of crazy we are working with!
RUNNING OXYMORONS: * easy five miles * "only" a half marathon * humble marathoner * sanitary porta potty * ten perfect toenails * pre-run stretches * fast recovery YIKES!!
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