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RUNNING OXYMORONS:  * easy five miles  * "only" a half marathon  * humble marathoner  * sanitary porta potty  * ten perfect toenails  * pre-run stretches  * fast recovery  YIKES!!
For someone who runs all the time, I still have the ability to make it look like it's the first time I've ever tried.
You know who NEVER says "running  is really hard on your joints"?  People who actually run.
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Runs Marathons... Still circles the parking lot three times looking for a close spot...
Slow runners make  fast runners look good.  YOU'RE WELCOME.
(S)miles ahead put the worries behind.
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING!!  People are being told to stay inside  unless going out is completely  necessary. Runners are being  advised to wear a hat
Sometimes having the best TIME  at a race has nothing to do with how  fast you ran.
Another year older and still as fast and sexy as ever!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I hate when the iPhone corrects "omw"  to On My Way! ...I'm not that excited for a mid week long run
Slowly step away from that cotton t-shirt and nobody's nipples will get hurt!!!
I called the cops on my own party last  night because I was ready to go to bed
Accidentally went grocery shopping  after my long run and now I'm the  proud owner of aisle 4.
Tangerines are oranges that didn't  want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
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