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No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you.
No headphones = You can talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me ...if I like you. Two headphones = F@*k off.
Stop trying to be 'runfluencers'. We need ELECTRICIANS.
There is no magic pill. No special shake. No secret diet. Just get off your ass!
There's no place like home. To poop.
Me: wow this recovery run really makes me appreciate the easy days My mind: destroy him Me: but– My mind: I said f*cking destroy him
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It's called balance.
The moment your Garmin dies. It's like the run never happened...
Marathon? Nah, I'm training for Black Friday!
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
Why does the need to pee intensify by a million after you start running a race?
They moved the finish line?!???
The only thing working harder than me during a run is my sports bra.
The more you WORKOUT, the weaker HIS knees get.
Marathon Thoughts: I'm going to die. But if I don't, I totally want to do this again.
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