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Teach your children the joy of running and they'll never have enough money to buy drugs
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not leaving my bed. There is no in between
I wish we could donate body fat to those in need
The hardest part of training for a new race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
Yeah post-run stretches never killed no one but why take the chance
If it's one thing about me imma put some medals on yo timeline
Today I saved $479.58 by not going into REI for GU
Came home after a short run and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes
He's a 10.....but says he doesn't even drive 26.2 miles
Whenever the machines do take over they're going to access all the "sexy pace" runs from my GPS watch and be like this guy is not a threat
The moment your Garmin dies. It's like the run never happened...
I skip everyone's story but I watch mine like 20 times
I couldn't be a pastor. I'd be up there like "YOU MFS don't respect God."
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do with my life because it's 107 outside and i hate treadmills
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