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*Quarantine Day 22* Self-care: "Don't be afraid to make  yourself a priority"  Me: I think I broke my clit
We gon' be alright
Roses are red April is grey, I hope we can all run outside in May
Turns out my 3 hobbies are: 1. Events with 30,000 people or more 2. Non-essential businesses 3. Touching my face
*Quarantine Day 22* Stop making vibrators so loud! My room sounding like a barbershop!
Remember when Pandemic was a  Netflix series and not a Virtual Race  Series
When you eat sleep breathe running  and the buttons on your jeans have  started social distancing from  each other
Tested positive for running too much
She believed she could. But it's "shelter-in-place" so she didn't
This is a pink foam roller. No politics no coronavirus. Just a foam roller.  A pink foam roller.
I'm excited that the phrase "Get the f*ck away from me" is no longer rude  but a public service announcement
Me to my sparkling new Nike Alphafly:  "soon my children.... soon"
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