A perfect weekend demands tons  of miles and light choking
Your first six emojis explains  your life right now.  No cheating.
My "Fuck it, it'll get better" attitude needs to chill the fuck down
hear me out: sex, but she cums too  #stayhard mf
When you let rip an  absolute cheek-slapping  fart and your stomach  ache goes away
Literally just did an ab workout and  I don’t have abs.... I’m sick of all the lies man
Due to personal reasons... I'm ready to  turn things up a notch
A modest proposal: all runners who  shame #ebibsafterdark should have  their whole web search history  made available
Gotta remind myself from time to time, stick to the fuckin' plan.
Nipples showing through ur sports bra  asserts dominance
So you're running marathons but anal is too painful???   Grow up.
I run for a cause... ...cause I like medals !!
When you told him he doesn't need a six pack and he can eat whatever he wants  and now he's too fat too cheat
"Three weeks to flatten the curve!" It's been more than a year.... i missed two Marathon Mondays and my vagina  needs muscle memory
"I am a runner. Your approval is  not needed."     ~ Eliud Kipchoge
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