Don't think of them as hills; think of  them as dicks. Sometimes they're up sometimes they're down.. but they  won't be hard forever
I love when runner girls say "u probably couldn't handle me." Ok, Stephanie, I'm sure you lay on your back wayyyyyyyy better than anyone else
Me: Runs for 2 mins My heart: If you don't stop I will
Does anyone else whisper "what the  f*ck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first two miles or is it just me
"Going for a run is my favorite part of the day. I really look forward to it." "Tell me you're depressed without  telling me you're depressed."
TRIATHLON  Why suck at only one sport when  you can suck at three
Done with my Ironman training and now  I have time to spend with my family.  They seem like good people.
Which is the longest?  A) a microwave minute  B) a treadmill minute  C) a hangover minute
What's something you can say  during a run AND in the bedroom?
I don't know who needs to hear  this, but if your dog is fat, you  ain't getting enough exercise
I really be waking up tired... like wtf did i even sleep for???
The only fantasy i have in the bedroom these days is getting eight hours of  sleep
Alpha females don't run in packs.  She is often alone. Keeps her circle small. Knows her powers and works  in silence.
Fact of the day. Waiting in line to use the pre-race porta-potty takes twice as long as it takes Jeff Bezos to fly into space. Interesting.
Wow y'all really think a 40 min run on the  treadmill is long? it's 4 ten mins, grow up
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