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Runs half marathons. Still looks for close parking spots.
Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
You better clean that mess up... Your mom didn't get to run today... no telling what level of crazy we are working with!
If you were able to get just one of your friends to get up off the couch by your running or fitness posts, then it was worth annoying all the other ones with them.
"You trained too hard to walk. MOVE IT!!"
Running in humidity is like running in the rain... must keep looking for the rainbow.
No one said it would be easy... but they did say there'd be BLING!
Running circles in front of your house because you can't end at 4.91 miles.
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
Everyone's got that one friend who says "let's run a 5K together!" Make sure to thank that friend on the start and finish line; you'll be cursing her for the half hour between.
You know you're a runner when... You have this inability to admit that you should probably see a doctor when your [knee/ ankle/calf/shin] hurts you.
RUNNING. The most expensive free sport out there!
Just so you're aware... Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F**k" like it's a comma.
One lap per one slice of turkey or pie... heck, I'll be here until Christmas.
MONDAY. Nothing a good pair of running shoes can't fix.
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