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I used to think runners were happy 'cause all those endorphins until I become one. Now I know it's 'cause we get to eat and drink when we are done.
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.
WARNING. I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!
You know you're a runner when... you are looking forward to a girls weekend that includes a half-marathon!
WORKOUT SCHEDULE: Monday: 3 (easy) miles Tuesday: track workout Wednesday: sore day Thursday: sleep in - miss run Friday: 5 miles or pizza/wine Saturday: run... to get donuts Saturday: Marathon (NETFLIX)
What's worse than running 1.50 miles and realizing you didn't turn on your GPS watch?????? NOTHING.
l like my morning run more than I like most people.
The look your partner gives when they find out you searched races in order to plan the location and date of your honeymoon.
SEX
Body: sexy Feet: f*cked
My feet may not be pretty... But I have killer legs!
Yelling "Run Forrest Run" at me?! I'm blown away by your creativity!
You know you're a runner when... you scoff at paying $10 for a movie ticket but you'll happily pay $40 for a 5K that you hope lasts less than 30 minutes
Distance Running; because with a butt this good, who needs sexy feet?
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
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