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In case no one told you today... you're slow AF and your marathon PR aint shit
What if I don't want a cropped shirt. What if I want the entire shirt. What then? What. Then.
Had lots to do today. Went for a run instead.
Running a marathon has taught me so much...... How fucking terrible I am at not swearing, for example
I miss hating the summer heat.
I'm 1% human and 99% tired
My friends told me running is great therapy, they failed to mention the similarity in the cost.
somewhere right now a non-runner is asking a runner if their knees hurt because of all the running
The Track: where you go to run in circles in order to make progress.
1% of the population will run a marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the remaining 99% will know what they are missing.
Experts: A serving size of chips is 10 chips. Runners: I eat 10 chips while standing in the pantry with the bag open, trying to decide if I want to eat chips
A true running friend waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run
Thanks to running I have no titties BUT MY ASS flat too goodnight
I legit only drink gatorade, coffee or alcohol. I'm either hydrated, drunk or jittery as hell!
Nobody: Me: you not cold?
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