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When you look this good running, why would you NOT wear short shorts?
Satellite...satellite...satellite...satellite... Come on already!
Trust me, running won't kill you. You will pass out first.
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
We don't do it for the medals. Said no runner ever.
My post-marathon needs: Channing Tatum to bring me water, Ryan Gosling to wrap me in a space blanket, and Andre the Giant to carry me to the car.
For someone who runs all the time, I still have the ability to make it look like it's the first time I've ever tried.
A true running friend... Waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run.
You know who NEVER says "running is really hard on your joints"? People who actually run.
Sometimes having the best TIME at a race has nothing to do with how fast you ran.
Pro tip: Seasoned runners don't need to map their miles on Insta. They're too busy breaking in their next pair of shoes. Newbies, on the other hand, are GPS- checking their every step to brunch
Another year older and still as fast and sexy as ever! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Slow runners make fast runners look good. YOU'RE WELCOME.
Runs Marathons... Still circles the parking lot three times looking for a close spot...
Slowly step away from that cotton t-shirt and nobody's nipples will get hurt!!!
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