Sure, maybe the universe is f*cking  with you. Or maybe you just made  some poor training choices.
Shout out to all the runners who wake  up tired AF and still go for the morning run without missing a beat.  You are my people.
Nobody has seen you at your ugliest  like your running friends have
So apparently running naked means no music, no watch, no GPS, no electronics period. I wish I knew this an hour ago
There's a runner right now thinking  "I'll stretch as soon as I get home"  That's the devil talking.
RUNNING OXYMORONS:  * easy five miles  * "only" a half marathon  * humble marathoner  * sanitary porta potty  * ten perfect toenails  * pre-run stretches  * fast recovery  YIKES!!
I saw this girl on the trail today...  No iPhone.  No earbuds.  No smart watch.  No hydration.  She just ran.  Like a total psycho.
Sometimes I wonder what happened  to the hikers who asked me for  directions
2 rest days in a row... Omigawd I'm  gonna be so out of shape !!
Can everyone stop posting reels  running in the Alps? I'm at work.
TAPER WEEK  I'm either annoyed or annoying...There's no in-between
Your inspirational quote has inspired  me to mute you.
AW YEAH IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT AND  YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS *turns down the lights* *take an ibuprofen* *puts in mouth guard*
Sorry for anything I said while it was  109 outside
If you don't go for a run, how do you  know when to take a shower?
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