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There are a lot of posts with people sharing how much they achieved in 2023. But in case someone needs to hear this, just making it to January 2024 is an achievement. It's okay if the only significant thing you did this year was get throu...
Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!
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We don't want to be Barbie, we want to be stronger than Ken.
When non-runner friends ask if you are free this weekend... "Sorry, I have to do my long run.. then I'm going to lay around all weekend recovering from my long run."
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller.... RUNNING.
Need to get home. Where the food is.
Pro tip: Seasoned runners don't need to map their miles on Insta. They're too busy breaking in their next pair of shoes. Newbies, on the other hand, are GPS- checking their every step to brunch
"So, what race are you training for?" "I'm training for a marathon, and you?" "Oh, I run marathons all the time. Usually those 5k ones."
The faster you run the sooner we'll be drunk!
Wearing underwear with running shorts is like deep-frying a Twinkie. It
When you realise your three main hobbies include going for a run, naps and food.
That moment when you realize it's a rest day... and you just don't know what to do with your life anymore.
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Instagram. That's how everyone knows you're a rookie
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