eBibs

The start is what stops most people.
UltraRunning... If you die, we split your gear.
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you.
No headphones = You can talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me ...if I like you. Two headphones = F@*k off.
SEX
There is no magic pill. No special shake. No secret diet. Just get off your ass!
There's no place like home. To poop.
You
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It's called balance.
The moment your Garmin dies. It's like the run never happened...
Marathon? Nah, I'm training for Black Friday!
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
They moved the finish line?!???
WARNING: I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution
Why does the need to pee intensify by a million after you start running a race?
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