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I hate when the iPhone corrects "omw" to On My Way! ...I'm not that excited for a mid week long run
Fun fact: a blue whale’s anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet, just behind irresponsible mountain bikers
I like running, the word "fuck" and three people
Another fine day ruined by a long run
I wasted half of my life telling people how long is a marathon
TALENTS: 1. Eating 2. Running 3. Talking about running 4. Buying running gear 5. Signing up for races 6. Ignoring injuries
Sometimes walking away with good memories is enough.
There's a runner right now thinking "I'll stretch as soon as I get home" That's the devil talking.
"So when am I supposed to feel zippy-zippy-fast and fresh?" I only have two more days until my marathon
Having a job is cool and all but everyday????? It's really starting to mess with my training schedule
Shout out to all the runners who wake up tired AF and still go for the morning run without missing a beat. You are my people.
Today I saved $479.58 by not going into REI for GU
MARATHONER. Because my kids deserve a mother they can brag about.
RUNNING OXYMORONS: * easy five miles * "only" a half marathon * humble marathoner * sanitary porta potty * ten perfect toenails * pre-run stretches * fast recovery YIKES!!
Be raw. Be open. Be f*cking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.
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