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Shoutout to everyone who got through  the day without taking a nap...  Pulled an all-dayer today.  Pretty rough
I looove wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face??  Am I looking at you butt?  No one knows.
Liquor is better than weed cause  I ian't never bought a  bottle of bullshit
My body asked for a rest day and I  went for a 5 mile run because nobody tells me what to do
I love fast drivers, like yes kill us pls
If you are reading this........ you're not  running.... So please stop scrolling and fix your fucking posture you  look like a croissant
Do you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion
WARNING: I'm exercising, eating right  and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober I'm cranky and I'm sore So proceed with caution
Why do professional athletes think i  should care about what they think? If i wanted advice from someone who  chases a ball, I'd ask my dog.
"My only talent is that I just don't quit."      ~David Goggins
When you're full of confidence it  confuses people who are full of shit
I'm at that age.... Once I lay down... It's OVER!!
I did like five squats today so if you  catch me being a little thicc tomorrow don't be alarmed
Came home after today's group run  & my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me.  None of my friends pee  when they see me. I'm  surrounded by fakes
When a girl uploads the after run photo: Main guy: (no comment) doesn't like and passes  Side guy: Cutie...  Guy with No Chance: you are an inspiration for us all & u light up my day
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