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Yes, your 'recovery meal' after a half-marathon lasts exactly 13.1 days & includes all the foods you haven't eaten in so long you forgot how much you missed them.
Friendly reminder: getting in shape is hard, being in shape is awesome. Commit to it.
Lunch rain storm bonus... just means I actually showered before going back to work!
Runners be like... I have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions than I do of staying up late enough on a Friday to see if I won the Mega Millions.
Wait until we tell them we have to run back too!!
Yelling "you're almost there!" Is strictly forbidden until mile 25
Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday.
Don't forget... we have to take a "run-fie" or this run doesn't count!
I can't just jump outta bed like I used to no more....a mf gotta warm up like an old Buick
You know you're a runner when... You have this inability to admit that you should probably see a doctor when your [knee/ ankle/calf/shin] hurts you.
Day 4 with no running: I've lost hearing in my right eye
Running keeps me busy until acceptable to have a drink.
That "See you tomorrow morning" turned into "See you in June"
Go for a run.....Unfuck yourself! Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine
Me: It's beautiful outside... 68 degrees and sunny.... Nothing can ruin this run My knee: Hey. Hey you fucking idiot
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