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Sometimes we don't run to win races or to go places. Sometimes, we run to escape, to find peace and be free
What I love about long runs with you are our totally inappropriate conversations that no sane people should have ever!
Me: It's beautiful outside... 68 degrees and sunny.... Nothing can ruin this run My knee: Hey. Hey you fucking idiot
Are you normal or do you wake up early on the weekends just to run very long distances unprovoked
No one: Me: do you want your present now?
Run darling, run! There's booze at the finish line!!!!
Everyone's got that one friend who says "let's run a 5K together!" Make sure to thank that friend on the start and finish line; you'll be cursing her for the half hour between.
3rd base is when they see how 'adorable' your black or missing toenails actually are.
For me, a true champion is a guy who'd never ran before and decided it's time to change his life and start running. Believe it or not, that takes a lot of courage.
GROUP RUNS... 5 minutes of friendly conversation followed by 1 hour of listening to lots of people breathing really hard.
Run when you can, walk if you have to, crawl if you must . . . . . . oh, screw it, I'm calling a taxi.
Shouts out to all the runners trying to deal with their own shit on top of all this other shit
Pants? In this economy??
How can you tell the really runners in the winter? ... They still have sport bra and sock tan lines from the summer!
Running's a pain in the ass. But it sure gives me a nice one.
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