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Tip: If you aren't happy with your race times, try running a little bit faster
FACT: In our lifetimes, we will spend 3 yrs waiting in line for a port-a-potty and 5 yrs picking out the perfect selfie to post on social media
Can't put my finger on what I'm in the mood for.... Could it be donuts? A quick run? An orgasm? Amazon shopping? idk
According to my calorie intake, I need to be on the treadmill for two years
Treadmill: hi Me: no thank you
1. DENIAL 2. ANGER 3. BARGAINING 4. DEPRESSION 5. ACCEPTANCE *my stages of getting ready for treadmill
I ran... and my house is clean. One of these is a lie.
*IT band still sore AF* No one: Ibuprofen: I got you babe
I wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can't hear anything anyone is saying to me while running up a hill
My superpower? I change from "pretty girl" to "hot, panting, smelly wad of hair and sweat" in under 30 minutes. Wanna see?
Dear autocorrect, it's never cold as "duck"
Day 4 with no running: I've lost hearing in my right eye
Y'all looove skinny runners until y'all cuddling and they get lost in the cover like a remote
Just once I would like to make it through an entire hill workout without having a WTF moment
*Me.Every.Single.Race* Not sure if runner's high or if about to pass out.
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