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I can't just jump outta bed like I used to no more....a mf gotta warm up like an old Buick
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn hydrated!
Me: well, I gotta get going Person: do you have plans? Me: no, I'd just rather go for a run
Tag the funniest runner in your life
4.89 miles is NOT 5 miles, so I run around the block again.
Medals don't impress me.... Unless they are my medals
Friendly reminder: getting in shape is hard, being in shape is awesome. Commit to it.
You can find the holiday gift I want at pretty much any running store in town!
unicorn medal: you want me me: I want you baby
My "Fuck it, it'll get better" attitude needs to chill the fuck down
I say "I'm down for whatever" a lot for someone who is down for maybe 3 things and one of those is running and another is sleeping.
Runs half marathons. Still looks for close parking spots.
According to my calorie intake, I need to be on the treadmill for two years.
Run like your phone is at 1%.
1 mile = 11O calories 1 Beer = 145 calories Guess it's time to run another marathon...
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