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No one: Me: do you want your present now?
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING * people are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely necessary * runners are being told to wear a hat
Shouts out to all the runners trying to deal with their own shit on top of all this other shit
Yeah, there's a 8 year old ahead of me but he doesn't get beer after the race
me: I'll run 5 today GPS watch: 5.12 miles me: wow looks like I gotta run 6 now
Pants? In this economy??
Not every run can make you happy. Running is not pizza.
3rd base is when they see how 'adorable' your black or missing toenails actually are.
Everyone's got that one friend who says "let's run a 5K together!" Make sure to thank that friend on the start and finish line; you'll be cursing her for the half hour between.
Run darling, run! There's booze at the finish line!!!!
Run when you can, walk if you have to, crawl if you must . . . . . . oh, screw it, I'm calling a taxi.
GROUP RUNS... 5 minutes of friendly conversation followed by 1 hour of listening to lots of people breathing really hard.
Running's a pain in the ass. But it sure gives me a nice one.
We all know a goofy fun person w/a horrible temper and anger issues
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
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