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We are 5 months in 2020 and it's still January.
Just so you're aware... Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F**k" like it's a comma.
Whenever I see someone running faster than me, I assume they aren't going so far.
I won't quit. But I will cuss the whole time.
Nobody: Me for absolutely no reason at all:
I think the funniest thing of 2020 is when we thought quarantine would last 2 weeks
Not every run can make you happy. Running is not pizza.
No one: Me: do you want your present now?
Are you normal or do you wake up early on the weekends just to run very long distances unprovoked
*early morning run routine* Drink some coffee, get the mask, put on some gangster rap and handle it
Yeah, there's a 8 year old ahead of me but he doesn't get beer after the race
At the taco truck like 10 de asada!
me: I'll run 5 today GPS watch: 5.12 miles me: wow looks like I gotta run 6 now
THE ROAD. It's a good listener
ULTRARUNNING. Because 26.2 is for wimps. In real sports, you go until your organs start shutting down
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