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We are 5 months in 2020 and it's still January.
I won't quit. But I will cuss the whole time.
Nobody: Me for absolutely no reason at all:
I think the funniest thing of 2020 is when we thought quarantine would last 2 weeks
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
No one: Me: do you want your present now?
Are you normal or do you wake up early on the weekends just to run very long distances unprovoked
One does not simply run past a glass wall without looking at their form!
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING * people are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely necessary * runners are being told to wear a hat
Not every run can make you happy. Running is not pizza.
Shouts out to all the runners trying to deal with their own shit on top of all this other shit
Yeah, there's a 8 year old ahead of me but he doesn't get beer after the race
3rd base is when they see how 'adorable' your black or missing toenails actually are.
Friendly reminder: getting in shape is hard, being in shape is awesome. Commit to it.
Pants? In this economy??
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