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Everyone's got that one friend who says "let's run a 5K together!" Make sure to thank that friend on the start and finish line; you'll be cursing her for the half hour between.
Run darling, run! There's booze at the  finish line!!!!
We all know a goofy fun person w/a horrible temper and anger issues
Running's a pain in the ass.  But it sure gives me a nice one.
GROUP RUNS... 5 minutes of friendly conversation followed by 1 hour of listening to lots of people breathing really hard.
ULTRARUNNING. Because 26.2 is for wimps. In real  sports, you go until your organs start shutting down
Run when you can, walk if you have to, crawl if you must . . .   . . . oh, screw it, I'm calling        a taxi.
A real running friend is someone who  has a picture of you that could ruin your whole future and reputation
Friendly reminder: getting in shape is hard, being in shape is awesome.  Commit to it.
You have to give marathoners credit...  There is no one else that runs 40 plus miles a week yet still gain weight
Pulling those tights back up was comparable to putting on a wet  swimming suit.
Why date a runner?? Because you like being with people who LOOK like they'd be good in bed
GROUP RUN;  5 minutes of friendly conversation followed by 1 hour of listening to lots of people breathing really hard.
How can you tell the really runners in the winter? ...  They still have sport bra and sock tan lines from the summer!
Things new runners never saw coming
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