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Me: It's beautiful outside... 68 degrees and sunny.... Nothing can ruin this run My knee: Hey. Hey you fucking idiot
Pants? In this economy??
Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework.
RUNNING HACK: There are no fucking hacks. If running is difficult, run more!
I just finished my Ironman training and now I have time to spend with my family. They seem like good people.
Learn a lesson from your dog: No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.
We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant.
Running hits different when ya life is a little fucked up
One day, my fridge will take revenge on me. Every half hour it will go to a room, open my door, stare at me for 3 minutes, then it will leave...
Lunch rain storm bonus... just means I actually showered before going back to work!
MARATERNITY LEAVE: A sick day utilized the Monday after a marathon, solely to avoid walking up the stairs of your office building.
Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it... Good times.
When people say, "At least it's your off season." What off season? I'm like the postman. I run 365 days a year. Rain or Shine.
It’s Wednesday afternoon a few years back. It’s hot AF, and you just met your running buddies for an easy 5, pizza and cold beer. It's Global Running Day 2016. Life is good.
*eats correctly* *stretches* *warms up* *cool downs* *doesn't run too much* body: that's cool, but here's an injury
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