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Can my hair and my eyelashes grow faster and my leg hair chill for a sec?
I say "I'm down for whatever" a lot for someone who is down for maybe 3 things and one of those is running and another is sleeping.
I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f@*k.
Liquor is better than weed cause I ian't never bought a bottle of bullshit
That "Oh shit" feeling when you're winded by your warmup...
When you're at a normal people party and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for
Outgrow your own bullshit.
Faster than your average mom.
I got more trips planned than I got money.....but lord I trust you
If you're the only one on the track and you are running with a face mask on... Stay home... Even after this is over...
Monday......what a beautiful day to go for a run and tell everyone to f*ck off
The most awkward thing about running with a friend is figuring out which person is going to be the fast runner who is taking it easy for the day, and which person is the slowpoke who is running much faster than usual but pretending...
So if I go running in the morning just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking at night, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
I miss hating the summer heat.
My husband and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
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