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When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits... Go for a run, go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
Santa baby, just slip a Garmin under the tree for me; been an awful good girl, Santa baby, a pair of running shoes too, light blue; Santa baby, I want a PR... and really that's not a lot... So hurry down the chimney tonight!
If you're the only one on the track and you are running with a face mask on... Stay home... Even after this is over...
Ok it's been 12 years now, I'm starting to think I'm not bloated.
No one: Not a single soul: Me on Instagram: "Guess who's running Boston and New York marathon four weeks apart?!?"
1. DENIAL 2. ANGER 3. BARGAINING 4. DEPRESSION 5. ACCEPTANCE My stages of getting ready for treadmill.
My favorite childhood memory -eating junk food and thinking wtf are calories
I paused my Garmin to text you back don't ever question my loyalty
There are only two genders: Runners & Non-runners
When your legs get tired, run with your heart. If that doesn't work, just keep moving towards the free beer.
I've never been to jail, but I did get stuck in a sports bra at a Lululemon once.
Liquor is better than weed cause I ian't never bought a bottle of bullshit
There is always that one person in any group run who thinks they are in the olympics.
Y'all complain about everything being closed. Now you're complaining about wearing masks inside places that are open. You know what?!? Drink the damn disinfectant.
You know you're a runner when... You can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and you really mean it.
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