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Medals don't impress me.... Unless they are my medals
Me at 9 PM: "Do your part by staying home, we can stay safe & save lives!!" Me at 9 AM: "surprisingly legs feel great after yesterday's tempo"
I can't just jump outta bed like I used to no more....a mf gotta warm up like an old Buick
I run because... if I don't, the feelings of guilt will overwhelm me and eventually crush my soul.
Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework.
It's fun running in snow....in January. The first day of Spring? Not so much.
As I was running a 5k, I heard someone clapping for me. Then i realized it was just my thighs cheering me on!!
Wherever you
Shit can hurt but we keep it gangsta
Due to personal reasons... I'm ready to turn things up a notch
Remember when teachers used to say "You won't have a calculator everywhere you go." Well, we showed them.
When you look this good running, why would you NOT wear short shorts?
We should start referring to 'age' as 'levels', so when you're level 80 it sounds more badass than just being an old person.
MARATERNITY LEAVE: A sick day utilized the Monday after a marathon, solely to avoid walking up the stairs of your office building.
What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Retired.
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