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Pants? In this economy??
Shit can hurt but we keep it gangsta
Relay Season!  It's all fun and games until your teammate gets lost and  runs to the wrong exchange.
Runner's logic: "I'm tired.  I think I'll go for a run."
Therapist: and what do we do  when we feel sad? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
Did you know that 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a sh*t?
THE ROAD. It's a good listener
Do you ever try to breathe quieter while running up a hill so the others could not hear you fighting for your life?
Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to  gain 'em back?
Outgrow your own bullshit.
What do you call a person who is  happy on a Monday?   Retired.
My morning run was breathtaking.  Not the views, just in general
Mile 22. I'm not saying I'm in pain... I'm just saying that Advil are my skittles now.
Shoutout to everyone checking their  Strava or GarminConnect stats on  the company dime right now
*eats correctly* *stretches* *warms up* *cool downs* *doesn't run too much*  body: that's cool, but  here's an injury
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