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If you skip a run cause it's too cold, you're a lil b*tch    - Old Chinese Saying
I just finished my Ironman training and now I have time to spend with my family. They seem like good people.
If you love her, buy her running shoes.        – Psalms 26:2
Run like your phone is at 1%.
At the taco truck like 10 de asada!
imagine not liking me back....me....a beautiful intelligent hilarious  phenomenal runner... tragic
As I was running a 5k, I heard someone clapping for me. Then i realized it was just  my thighs cheering me on!!
What do you call a person who is  happy on a Monday?   Retired.
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
You know what makes a long run  extra hard? Diarrhea. That you can't control. UGH.
We should start referring to 'age' as 'levels', so when you're level 80  it sounds more badass than just being an old person.
You know that feeling when you  charge up hills passing runners half  your age as if they're standing still?  Yeah, me neither
Pro tip: Believe in yourself, BITCH
It's fun running in snow....in January. The first day of Spring?  Not so much.
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons 8 ultras, you must be so healthy!  ME: *caffeine-addicted*  *chronically tired*  *occasional binge-eating*  *shin stress-fractures*   "haha yeah idk it's just a  lifestyle at this point"
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