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What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Retired.
We don't know them all, but we owe them all
Run like your phone is at 1%.
Your strava ever so dry that you explored settings
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
You know what makes a long run extra hard? Diarrhea. That you can't control. UGH.
imagine not liking me back....me....a beautiful intelligent hilarious phenomenal runner... tragic
I just finished my Ironman training and now I have time to spend with my family. They seem like good people.
bro, can you come pick me up? Where am I? Well I was on a runner's high and I think I am in Ohio
MARATERNITY LEAVE: A sick day utilized the Monday after a marathon, solely to avoid walking up the stairs of your office building.
Does anyone else ever get the random urge to go for a run in the middle of a work meeting?
Remember you are someone's reason to smile. Because your marathon PR is a joke
Don't expect to find my butt here! I'm out doing my 100 mile challenge for the month of September!
We should start referring to 'age' as 'levels', so when you're level 80 it sounds more badass than just being an old person.
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons 8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
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