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1 mile = 11O calories 1 Beer = 145 calories Guess it's time to run another marathon...
You know you're a runner when you want to yell, "ON YOUR LEFT!!!" just to get around people walking on the sidewalk...
Shit can hurt but we keep it gangsta
Please excuse my attitude... I have not RUN yet!!
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
Me at 9 PM: "Do your part by staying home, we can stay safe & save lives!!" Me at 9 AM: "surprisingly legs feel great after yesterday's tempo"
Him: no bae ur the only one I talk to His DMs:
Behind every fit and incredible woman is an even more incredible sized pile of laundry.
We may speak different languages, but runners everywhere understand bloody nipples.
If my alarm is set for 6:00 and you wake me up at 5:54...PREPARE. TO. DIE.
I would be willing to pay $250/month for an extra 1000 calories a day that didn't count. Your move, Science.
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons 8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
It's all fun & games till ... your jeans don't fit anymore.
THE ROAD. It's a good listener
Me: I think I'm ready to call it a day GPS Watch: total distance 1.18 miles
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