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My manager: Why is your entire IG story videos of you running after you told me you were too sick to get up and work this morning? Me: .....
In case no one told you today... you're slow af and your marathon PR aint shit ~ The Goat
*After a marathon* Y'all on the gram____Y'all in real life
That embarrassing moment when you realize that the person waving, wasn't waving at you
If you have an opinion about my cold weather running gear, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth
If you have to ask if I ran today, then you don't know me at all.
DL > DNF > DNS DEAD LAST is greater than DID NOT FINISH which trumps DID NOT START.
RAA (Runners Anonymous Association) "Hi, my name is Bob and I've been running for 8 months." "Hello Bob."
1. DENIAL 2. ANGER 3. BARGAINING 4. DEPRESSION 5. ACCEPTANCE *my stages of getting ready for treadmill
Finding a missing running sock feels like Christmas morning !!
Can't decide if I need a long run, a hug, a gallon of ice-cream, bottle of wine, or two weeks of sleep...
We may speak different languages, but runners everywhere understand bloody nipples.
Top 5 reasons to date a runner girl: 5
I'm a vegan runner, I avoid meets
If you're a NON-RUNNER and you're NOT BLOCKED YET congratulations on minding your own business
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