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You know you're a runner when you want to yell, "ON YOUR LEFT!!!" just to get around people walking on the sidewalk...
Why do professional athletes think i should care about what they think? If i wanted advice from someone who chases a ball, I'd ask my dog.
If my alarm is set for 6:00 and you wake me up at 5:54...PREPARE. TO. DIE.
Do you ever try to breathe quieter while running up a hill so the others could not hear you fighting for your life?
When you look this good running, why would you NOT wear short shorts?
I went for a run but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot something.. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than 2 minutes
I run so that my behind looks good even without heels. Flats Friday everyday!
I did like five squats today so if you catch me being a little thicc tomorrow don't be alarmed
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. Close your rings DON'T BE A TANGERINE !!
If you think you can just win me over with some running shoes and a puppy... you're damn right.
Long runs are a great way to justify binge eating after long runs
Things will be better soon, hopefully.
Ok it's been 12 years now, I'm starting to think I'm not bloated.
Sometimes you need a run. Sometimes you need a beer. Sometimes you need both.
I've never been to jail, but I did get stuck in a sports bra at a Lululemon once.
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