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Running makes me feel less like I want to kill people.
Nutritionist: You should eat 1400 calories a day. Me: Ok, and how many at night?
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. Close your rings DON'T BE A TANGERINE !!
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons 8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
Yeah, there's a 8 year old ahead of me but he doesn't get beer after the race
Wait until we tell them we have to run back too!!
Walking into the track on a Tuesday and seeing only the dedicated
Runger. It's real. Are you going to eat that?
"Don't stop... People are watching!!"
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
Biggest flex is loving yourself the way you wished they did. Be your own damn upgrade
It's one of those days where if I don't go for a run, you'll be lucky not to see me on the news.
Bottle of Wine = 487 Calories ... or Five Miles. (yeah, start running)
Make-up on a long run? I'm lucky if my hair doesn't look like a rabid animal died in it.
yo I accidentally made my running circle so small that it's only me
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