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Does anyone else whisper "what the f*ck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first two miles or is it just me
The struggle lies not in running all the miles, but in getting the damn sports bra off
When you decline all social invitations on Friday nights because your long runs are on Saturday mornings
I've never been to jail, but I did get stuck in a sports bra at a Lululemon once.
Happiness is... running with a friend.
"I want buns of steel but I want buns of cinnamon more.."
Am I the only one who measures time using songs? "Oh, it only took me 4 songs to get here! That's not too long!!"
3rd base is when they see how 'adorable' your black or missing toenails actually are.
I think it's weird how some days I feel skinny and some days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.
OMG!!! That wasn't a fart...
What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Retired.
There's a new sex position called "9" It's just me... laying there... I don't have a sex life... I'm "in training"
I don't always run with perfect form... But when I do, I'm passing by the ladies.
Me stepping out the door, ready to burn 240 calories after consuming 12,700 over the weekend
4.89 miles is NOT 5 miles, so I run around the block again.
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