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I'm always weirdly proud when my  pee is clear...Like hell yea I'm so damn hydrated
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}!
If one more person yells "Nearly there" When it's a mile away... GOD HELP THEM!!
It only takes one slow-walking person to reinforce the illusion that I'm actually  Boston material
Forever wishing that "miles" for  boobs was a thing.
Runner's logic: "I'm tired.  I think I'll go for a run."
I do this cute thing where I stay up  all night, and then feel like shit  in the morning during my run
Anyone else trying to guess the  pace of a runner as they pass you?  Yeah same
Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
3 Cupcakes = 534 Cal = 5 miles.  I could give up cupcakes,  but I'm not a quitter.
Someone:  the only time I run is when  i'm being chased Me:  . . . . suspicious
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not  leaving my bed. There is no  in between
Anyone wants me fr? Going Once.... Going Twice.... SOLD TO THE  TRAILS       we outdoor!
According to my nipples, summer is over.
Better days are coming.  They are called: Saturday and Sunday.
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