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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and realize there's someone inside...
I know pushing the button repeatedly won't make the crosswalk change faster, but it's not like I have anything else to do right now.
I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you came home... It's just I'm training for this race...
Me: I want new running shoes Me: anything for you princess
If your girl does't go a little fucking psycho on you when she doesn't put her miles in, she's not a runner sweetie
My mom when I was 12 yrs old: "Honey. I'm worried you're watching too much TV. Why don't you go outside and run around?" My mom when I'm 30 yrs old: "Honey. I'm worried about how much running you're doing. Why don't you cut back...
I run like the wind! OK, more like a breeze right now.. But, I STILL RUN!!
Shoutout to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap... Pulled an all-dayer today. Pretty rough
When you've started your run... And your iPod battery is low.
I'm tired and hungry. Headphones are dead. It's hot. F*CK IT. Time to lace up and run
The hardest part of training for a new race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
No one: Me: do you want your present now?
In case no one told you today... you're slow af and your marathon PR aint shit ~ The Goat
I'm so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.
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