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Do you ever try to breathe quieter while running up a hill so the others could not hear you fighting for your life?
Not every run can make you happy. Running is not pizza.
If you see me in public looking like a hot mess, just know, my bills are paid, my heart is full,  and I'm not trying  to impress you
**triathletes dating** you: hey wyd wednesday them: swim then bike. wyd saturday  you: being tired from my brick session  then laundry them: nice
Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about  running: "it's the best part  of my day, you feel so  great and refreshed and  you should total...
Running Friend; Someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit, and still listens some more
You know you're a runner when... you plan your day around your run, not the other way around
You know you're a runner when... you've turned a run into happy hour
You know you're a runner when... you buy running shoes based on their functional qualities even if they're  ugly as f*ck
You might be a runner if you absolutely hate when your GPS watch stops  working and you don't realize until half-way through your run
When you thought you ran over  an animal but it was just a jogger
Monday......what a beautiful day to go  for a run and tell everyone to f*ck off
Never underestimate the strength of a woman. Never f*ck with one who runs 26.2 miles for fun.
I do this cute thing where I stay up  all night, and then feel like shit  in the morning during my run
Trying to be honest with my doctor  but not so honest that I get involuntary hospitalized  and miss my race  this weekend
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