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I need an alert on my phone to tell me when my endorphin cup is running low, so I don't unnecessarily lose my sh*t on someone.
Running keeps me busy until acceptable to have a drink.
Yes, your 'recovery meal' after a half-marathon lasts exactly 13.1 days & includes all the foods you haven't eaten in so long you forgot how much you missed them.
Me before running: ...NO Me during running: ...Whyyy Me after running: ..Whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...Whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day.... you feel so great and refreshed and you shoul...
You might be a runner if... When people ask what happens if it rains during a race, you smartly tell them, "You get wet."
Running is for a certain body type: people with bodies.
Trying to be honest with my doctor but not so honest that I get involuntary hospitalized and miss my race this weekend
Bottle of Wine = 487 Calories ... or Five Miles. (yeah, start running)
Here is your liquor store run reminder
My running style can be described as "seductively awkward".
Runger. It's real. Are you going to eat that?
I didn't wear earrings during quarantine and my holes closed up. I'm having an anxiety attack that my vagina is next
The Dr. said "Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. And take these pills for pain." Then she asked if I had any questions.... I replied, "So can I run tomorrow?"
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
You might be a runner if..... You hate when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason you have NO PROBLEM with the numbers13.1 and 26.2
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