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idk who needs to hear this but whatever running injury you have, it's your fault
Teach your children the joy of running and they'll never have enough money to buy drugs
Sure, maybe the universe is f*cking with you. Or maybe you just made some poor training choices.
The fact that my entire body cracks like a glowstick whenever I move and yet refuses to glow is very disappointing
ROAD RUNNER Yasso 800's ULTRARUNNER Speed work, Stay hard! Taper, BQ
Whenever the machines do take over they're going to access all the "sexy pace" runs from my GPS watch and be like this guy is not a threat
RAA (Runners Anonymous Association) "Hi, my name is Alan and I've been running for 8 months." "Hello Alan."
You're legally allowed to park in a handicap spot the day after your marathon
Running in the cold is great because you can add layers til you're comfy... With the heat you can only take off so many layers before it becomes illegal
it's disgusting how much I replay a song when I love it
AW YEAH IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS *turns down the lights* *take an ibuprofen* *puts in mouth guard*
Me when the smallest inconvenient thing happens in my life
Sometimes you just have to down a gel, turn up the gangster rap and f*ck yourself up for a few hours. It's called self care.
When is too late to have a baby shower? Because my mom never had one when she was pregnant with me and I need some running gear
I like to run early in the morning before my brain has the chance to talk me out of it
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