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I went for a run but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot something.. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than 2 minutes
I'm a vegan runner, I avoid meets
Everyone hates runners until it's time to convert miles to km
Someone: the only time I run is when i'm being chased Me: . . . . suspicious
Me at 9 PM: "Do your part by staying home, we can stay safe & save lives!!" Me at 9 AM: "surprisingly legs feel great after yesterday's tempo"
The temperature outside is above 1
I'm actually the meanest person if I don't get my run in. I would literally yell shut up to anything that is making noise
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear...Like hell yea I'm so damn hydrated
Running is a lot like shopping at Target. You intend to run only $30 5Ks and before you know it, you're registering for $175 marathons!
Due to personal reasons... I'm ready to turn things up a notch
No one: Me: you want your present now?
So you're telling me you don't like it when I post my run to Facebook? Did you know I also ride my bike, swim, lift weights, and workout. I'll be sure to start posting those as well.
Him: no bae ur the only one I talk to His DMs:
FACT: Treadmill time is the slowest increment of time known to man.
She asked me to tell her those three words that every girl wants to hear. So I said "Buy the shoes!"
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