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"I should stop running until that pain goes away." Said no runner ever.
I tried to tell my doctor that I haven't run since my last visit and he just responded "Ashley... I follow you on Instagram"
Literally no-one: Me: I cant breathe in this gotdamn mask
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs 40 plus miles a week yet still gain weight
I hate when I say I wanna lose weight and people say "you could quit drinking". Like... ok, I could quit eating too but let's be realistic about this.
I love the simplicity of running. Just you and your running shoes. And a tech shirt, GPS watch, MP3 player, heart rate monitor, headlamp, hydration belt, hat, sunglasses, rain jacket...
"Don't stop... People are watching!!"
I did like five squats today so if you catch me being a little thicc tomorrow don't be alarmed
Once you accept the fact that being a runner has nothing to do with your BMI or running pace, the second half of your life begins.
There's a new sex position called "9" It's just me... laying there... I don't have a sex life... I'm "in training"
Runorexia. The belief that no matter how far you run, you still have one more mile in you.
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity... To qualify for Boston.
Four stages of a man's life: 1. you believe in Santa 2. you don't believe in Santa 3. you are Santa 4. you look like Santa
When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits... Go for a run, go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
Long runs are a great way to justify binge eating after long runs
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