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Sometimes I get distracted by my own legs like... nice...
How my marathon training started. And ended.
Me: "idk why i'm not losing weight." Also me:
Sorry for the person I become when I'm unable to run.... I don't know her
If you love her, buy her running shoes.
I just blocked someone for posting "Running sucks". I am not f*cking around today
Running involves buying a LOT more lube than I ever imagined possible.
I'm 40 but I feel like I'm 20 ... Until I hang out with some 20 years olds for mile repeats. Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 40.
My doctor: "no running for 5 weeks" Me & Lil Nas X: "can't nobody tell me nothiiiiiing"
No one: Literally no one: Me: yeah i'm down for five
Me: *crossing the finish line* Mile 26.2: Congratulations. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.
At mile 20 I thought I was dead. At mile 22 I wished I was dead. At mile 24 I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill.
Anyone else feel personally attacked by the non-runners when they ask "Did you win it" after a marathon?
You either want to be a distance runner or you want skinny jeans. You really can't have both.
i like my morning run more than i like most people
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