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Am I a great runner? No. But do I try to be better every day? Also no.
Can't put my finger on what I'm in the mood for.. Could it be donuts? A spin class? An orgasm? Amazon shopping? Idk
ULTRARUNNING. Because 26.2 is for wimps. In real sports, you go until your organs start shutting down
YESTERDAY: "I'm so full. I'm never eating again." TODAY: "Can I have pizza for breakfast?"
It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today. It's so you don't judge when I devour the whole bag of chips.
My favorite childhood memory -eating junk food and thinking wtf are calories
I was born to be wild, but only until 9:00 pm or so
One thing I know... them morning miles work
If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.
I know it's Monday... But where are we running next weekend?
Me: *rests for twenty seconds* No one: Literally no one: My Garmin: MOVE!!
I heard "Hon let's do something fun, not let's do a five mile run".
How can you tell if someone ran a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
According to my nipples, summer is over.
Person who doesn’t run, “Sure, you run marathons, but at what pace?” Me, “Suicide Pace.”
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