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Person who doesn’t run, “Sure, you run marathons, but at what pace?” Me, “Suicide Pace.”
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear...Like hell yea I'm so damn hydrated
DIET TIP: Your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% never going to qualify for Boston.
unicorn medal: you want me me: I want you baby
Do sharks complain about Monday? NO. They are up early. Biting stuff. Chasing things. Being scary- reminding everyone they're a freaking shark !!!
I like to keep my metabolism guessing. Like... what's it gonna be today - Starvation or 6,000 calories? Stay tuned to find out.
You know you're a runner when... The thermometer says 45 degrees and you think Score! Optimal running weather!!!
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a Marathon!
You know you're a runner when... You can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and you really mean it.
That awkward moment running near a friends house when you want to text them "hey, can I poop in your bathroom real quick?"
Wherever you
NO ONE: ABSOLUTELY NO ONE: ME: hey y'all do you want to see today's splits Of course you do, here they are
The older I get, the earlier it gets late
If you think you can just win me over with some running shoes and a puppy... you're damn right.
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