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Top Seven Things About the Weekend: 1. I 2. Have 3. My 4. Long 5. Run 6. Fcck 7. Off
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% never going to qualify for Boston.
If you skip a run cause it's too cold, you're a lil b*tch - Old Chinese Saying
***Friday night*** ME: "I'ma go home to change and then meet y'all down there later."
Can't put my finger on what I'm in the mood for.. Could it be donuts? A spin class? An orgasm? Amazon shopping? Idk
At mile 20 I thought I was dead. At mile 22 I wished I was dead. At mile 24 I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill.
I hate when I say I wanna lose weight and people say "you could quit drinking". Like... ok, I could quit eating too but let's be realistic about this.
Today I really said "I just want to run, no more training programs or races." And that's when I realized...... NO MORE MEDALS. reevaluating
When you go for a run and completely forget how out of shapes you are... Your slow run feels like a max heart rate test
When your legs get tired, run with your heart. If that doesn't work, just keep moving towards the free beer.
Shout out to the runners who haven't felt okay lately, but get up everyday and refuse to quit. Stay strong.
I can feel my "because I'm f*cking tough" attitude coming out
"I sure wish it was hotter and more humid out.." Said no runner ever!
RAA (runners anonymous association) "Hi, my name is Bob and I have been running for 8 months." "Hello Bob."
That awkward moment running near a friends house when you want to text them "hey, can I poop in your bathroom real quick?"
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