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Make-up on a long run? I'm lucky if my hair doesn't look like a rabid animal died in it.
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this? Me: sign up for another race Therapist: no
"How was your date?" "I played my own drinking game where I took a drink every time she mentioned canceled races. I don't remember a lot."
"My Mama always said you've got to put the past behind you before you can move on. And I think that's what my running was all about."
Let's be honest, the fastest runner in the team is always RUDE AF...... and mean for literally no reason...
I wish weight was like virginity. Once you lost it you could never get it back!
my date: "so u run 5k marathons, huh" me: "i think you should leave"
The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face??
Why isn't the answer to a running injury ever "Just keep running a lot, it will go away"
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% never going to qualify for Boston.
You know they didn't make arrests because they saw the video, they made the arrests because we saw the video. Remember that. #irunwithmaud
If my alarm is set for 6:00 and you wake me up at 5:54...PREPARE. TO. DIE.
You know you're a runner... when the phrase, "it's all downhill from here" is actually a good thing.
"What do you think about while you're running?" Me: Walking.
"Do what you love & money will follow". Went for a 5 mile run, ate pizza, drank wine, had a 2-hour nap & took a bath. Now I wait....
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