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Inside every older runner is a younger runner wondering what the F@^K happened.
Crazy how I used to get up at 5AM and  run 7 to 10 miles.... These days I won't even get up at 5AM to pee.  I will just lie there in pain.
You know who's always there for you? Your running shoes. And all carbs.
Literally no-one:  Me: I cant breathe in this gotdamn mask
Run because wine isn't calorie-free!
The struggle lies not in running all   the miles, but in getting the damn  sports bra off
I'm tired and hungry. Headphones are  dead. It's hot. F*CK IT. Time to  lace up and run
When you go for a run and completely forget how out of shapes you are...  Your slow run  feels like a max  heart rate test
It doesn
For someone who runs all the time,  I still have the ability to make it look like it's the first time I've ever tried.
Y'all complain about everything being closed. Now you're complaining about wearing masks inside places that  are open. You know what?!?  Drink the damn disinfectant.
"Do what you love & money will follow". Went for a 5 mile run, ate pizza, drank wine, had a 2-hour nap & took a bath. Now I wait....
Just ice it... You'll be fine.  Said every runner ever.
I went for a run but came back after  2 minutes because I forgot something..  I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than 2 minutes
Some of you are wholesome, genuine, loving, and kind and it f*cking shows. Never change, please
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