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Let's be honest, the fastest runner in the team is always RUDE AF...... and mean for literally no reason...
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this? Me: sign up for another race Therapist: no
"What do you think about while you're running?" Me: Walking.
My superpower? I change from "pretty girl" to "hot, panting, smelly wad of hair and sweat" in under 30 minutes. Wanna see?
26.2 ...because 26.3 would be CRAZY!
Hey girl... Run your heart out. I'll be at the finish line.
HIM: Tell me what you want ME: Running gear... HIM: No!!! Tell me what you want in bed ME: Oh! *gets in bed* running gear
Me in middle school: Fakes sick to get out of running the mile in gym class. Me now: Pays to run 13.1 miles.
Wait until we tell them we have to run back too!!
I'm a leader. Not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then you're going first.
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% never going to qualify for Boston.
There is no magic pill. No special shake. No secret diet. Just get off your ass !!
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs 40 plus miles a week yet still gain weight
Things will be better soon, hopefully.
I went for a run but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot something.. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than 2 minutes
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