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When your friends suggest that you could just skip the workout... "You think this is a game?"
Me in middle school: Fakes sick to get out of running the mile in gym class. Me now: Pays to run 13.1 miles.
Trying to be honest with my doctor but not so honest that I get involuntary hospitalized and miss my race this weekend
Running is for a certain body type: people with bodies.
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
One minute you young and wild next minute you crazy about kt tape and compression socks
You might be a runner if... When people ask what happens if it rains during a race, you smartly tell them, "You get wet."
Runger. It's real. Are you going to eat that?
I just want to drink wine, get sponsored by Nike, get paid to run, and eat Pizza!
I'm dig'n the new upgrade on the Nike+ App. It pauses your run when you have to stop to wait for traffic. It would also be beneficial if I were to pass out!
Yelling "you're almost there!" Is strictly forbidden until mile 25
My doctor told me I'm low on vitamin "D".... So I need more D... I definitely need more D
I'm a leader. Not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then you're going first.
How are the people who put like three major races and an airplane emoji in their bio doing? I'm worried about them
Yes, your 'recovery meal' after a half-marathon lasts exactly 13.1 days & includes all the foods you haven't eaten in so long you forgot how much you missed them.
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