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RUNNING... Because where else can you dress like this and be accepted at our age?
Crazy how I used to get up at 5AM and run 7 to 10 miles.... These days I won't even get up at 5AM to pee. I will just lie there in pain.
1. DENIAL 2. ANGER 3. BARGAINING 4. DEPRESSION 5. ACCEPTANCE My stages of getting ready for treadmill.
Running keeps me busy until acceptable to have a drink.
You know you're a runner when... You can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and you really mean it.
I went for a run but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot something.. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than 2 minutes
My running style can be described as "seductively awkward".
When you go for a run and completely forget how out of shapes you are... Your slow run feels like a max heart rate test
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this? Me: sign up for another race Therapist: no
JLo and Ben Affleck are back together, Lindsay Lohan is starring in a new movie, and I'm still trying to get a BQ.... Hello 2004
Shoutout to everyone who googles the course elevation map before signing up for a race
You know they didn't make arrests because they saw the video, they made the arrests because we saw the video. Remember that. #irunwithmaud
Learn to push through pain. Cause it will hurt, and hurt, and hurt, and then one day... BOOM!! Stress fracture. Then you rest
"Do what you love & money will follow". Went for a 5 mile run, ate pizza, drank wine, had a 2-hour nap & took a bath. Now I wait....
If my alarm is set for 6:00 and you wake me up at 5:54...PREPARE. TO. DIE.
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