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There's a new sex position called "9" It's just me... laying there... I don't have a sex life... I'm "in training"
Therapist: and what do we do when  we feel like this?  Me: sign up for another race  Therapist: no
If one more person yells "Nearly there" When it's a mile away... GOD HELP THEM!!
Not to be cocky, but I'm really the full package. My head is on straight,  priorities check, I'm smart,  independent, pretty, & my  heart is so genuine. Just a self appreciation post  because I get so busy  trying to improve, that I f...
I run because I like Tequila Sunrise.  To get my tequila, I gotta run with the sunrise.
I can feel my "because I'm f*cking  tough" attitude coming out
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% never going to qualify for Boston.
Dear liver, This 'working from home' will be rough, stay strong
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
Me in middle school: Fakes sick to get  out of running the mile in gym class. Me now: Pays to run 13.1 miles.
Ok QUESTION of the day: when leaving  the house... does anyone tell  their pets they will be  home later?
I was in a running store today and  this girl walked in, looked at me  and went "hello, where are  the Nike Alphafly Next%?"  like girl I don't work  here but aisle 8
Runs half marathons.  Still looks for close parking spots.
You know who's always there for you? Your running shoes. And all carbs.
My running style can be  described as  "seductively awkward".
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