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i f*cked up already, 2021 is gonna be my year i can feel it
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ME: I'm just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home {Mainly because I spent all my money on running gear and race entry fees}
It's all about balance: essential oils here, run for your life there, down a bottle of wine post-race celebration!
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
You know you're a runner when... you can run six miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
I'm currently helping my husband look for his Amazon gift card that I used last Friday for my new Asics.
I can feel my "because I'm f*cking tough" attitude coming out
SATURDAY: 90 minutes of running... followed by 14 hours of sitting on my ass.
When you're full of confidence it confuses people who are full of shit
Dear people who are great runners AND very muscular... WHERE DO YOU FIND THE TIME?
ME: I'm so out of shape HUSBAND: you just ran 22 miles three days ago.
I better get that buckle--I'll need it to hold up my pants by the end of the month!
Once you accept the fact that being a runner has nothing to do with your BMI or running pace, the second half of your life begins.
Top Seven Things About the Weekend: 1. I 2. Have 3. My 4. Long 5. Run 6. Fcck 7. Off
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