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Having a productive work week before marathon weekend. Yeah, not going to happen.
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
You know you're a runner when...  you can run six miles nonstop and  still feel out of shape.
If you think I'm crazy for running, you should see me when I've missed a few days.
Does anyone actually know what you're supposed to do when people are yelling "You're almost there" at mile 5 in a marathon?
You know you're an ultra runner when someone asks you how long your run is going to be this weekend and you  respond in days and not hours.
That embarrassing moment when you realize that person wasn't waving at you.
Reasons why I'm currently alive:  1. Running  2. Coffee  3. Wine
Therapist: and what do we do when  we feel sad Me: we go for a run Therapist: [nods] we go  for a run
Your strava ever so dry that you  explored settings
Dear people who are great runners AND very muscular... WHERE DO YOU FIND THE TIME?
Current age group: "Too old for Snapchat, too young for  Life Alert."
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you!!
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons 8 ultras, you must be so healthy!  ME: *caffeine-addicted*  *chronically tired*  *occasional binge-eating*  *shin stress-fractures*   "haha yeah idk it's just a  lifestyle at this point"
Today's running forecast... BALLS.  It's hot as balls.
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