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I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you came home... It's just I'm training for this race...
I'm really sick and tired of food having calories.
I just realized, I only do laundry when I'm out of running clothes!
At mile 20 I thought I was dead. At mile 22 I wished I was dead. At mile 24 I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill.
A teenager at the local track asked me if I was old enough to have "seen Usain Bolt winning the 200 m in real time" now if anyone needs me I will be quietly walking into the ocean
Me: "My husband has been having trouble falling asleep." My therapist : "Have you tried telling him about your running?"
What the f*ck should I wear to the living room today
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at a liquor store.
When you decline all social invitations on Friday nights because your long runs are on Saturday mornings
Today's forecast shows a 0% chance of cooking or cleaning, with a good chance of a long run and a nap.
Tell me you're a runner without telling me you are a runner
I'm actually the meanest person if I don't get my run in. I would literally yell shut up to anything that is making noise
Running forever! Housework whenever...
Petition to start parties at 5:45 so i can be in bed by 8:30.... Marathon season is upon us !!
You know you're a runner when... You have this inability to admit that you should probably see a doctor when your [knee/ ankle/calf/shin] hurts you.
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