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FRIEND: Bro. Looks pretty hot... FRIEND: Never mind, she's a heel striker.
You know you're a runner when... your immediate response to any conflict or problem life throws at you is: "I need to go for a run!"
#InstaRunners belongs to girls. Boys get one good selfie and use it for three years.
FRIENDS: Any plans for the summer? ME TO NON-RUNNERS: Not really. ALSO ME: So far I'm in for... 07
You might be a runner if... you take words such as badass, insane, freak, beast, crazy, and obsessed as compliments
*At the Finish Line* ME: *gasping for air, dizzy AF and about to faint* OTHER RUNNERS:
Anyone else feel personally attacked by the non-runners when they ask "Did you win it" after a marathon?
ME: Wanna hang out? FRIEND: Sure US:
94 percent of running ultras is wondering when can you lie down again.
Slow runners are the backbone of all races and deserve financial compensation. Someone had to say it.
**FINISHER MEDALS** "It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none."
Do you ever feel like your body's "Check Engine" light has been ON and you're still pressing the gas like "Nah, it'll be fine"? Asking for a friend.
Shout out to all the runners who wake up tired AF and still go for the morning run without missing a beat. You are my people.
My vocabulary during a marathon:
*passing a slower runner* Me: Don't do it... Me: Don't do it... Me: Don't do it... Me: Don't do it... Also Me: *Another one bites the dust*
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