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Current age group: "Too old for Snapchat, too young for Life Alert."
My favorite childhood memory -eating junk food and thinking wtf are calories
NO ONE: ABSOLUTELY NO ONE: ME: hey y'all do you want to see today's splits Of course you do, here they are
A quick summary of 2020 so far.
Fitbit: "Do what moves you." Me:
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE 1. Birth 2. What the fuck is this 3. Thank God for running 4. Death
If you think I'm crazy for running, you should see me when I've missed a few days.
You know you're a runner when... you can run six miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
imagine not liking me back....me....a beautiful intelligent hilarious phenomenal runner... tragic
Having a productive work week before marathon weekend. Yeah, not going to happen.
Once you accept the fact that being a runner has nothing to do with your BMI or running pace, the second half of your life begins.
I want to delete all my socials and disappear but I'll be bored
Thanks for the running advice, hon. I'll remember that next time I'm slower than you
You know you're an ultra runner when someone asks you how long your run is going to be this weekend and you respond in days and not hours.
Yeah sex is great but have you ever finished a run exactly on 5.0 miles?
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