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A quick summary of 2020 so far.
I better get that buckle--I'll need it to hold up my pants by the end of the month!
Nobody: Me for absolutely no reason at all:
Thanks for the running advice, hon. I'll remember that next time I'm slower than you
imagine not liking me back....me....a beautiful intelligent hilarious phenomenal runner... tragic
Guess who's coming to dinner? With #100miles1month, that would be me. Get your own dinner.
Once you accept the fact that being a runner has nothing to do with your BMI or running pace, the second half of your life begins.
"My Mama always said you've got to put the past behind you before you can move on. And I think that's what my running was all about."
Does anyone else whisper "what the f*ck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first 2 miles or is it just me
I want to delete all my socials and disappear but I'll be bored
Yeah sex is great but have you ever finished a run exactly on 5.0 miles?
DIET TIP: Your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain't getting enough exercise
When you're at a normal people party... and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for.
When people ask me what I do for fun... STRUGGLE.
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