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bro, can you come pick me up? Where am I? Well I was on a runner's high and I think I am in Ohio
A real running friend is someone who has a picture of you that could ruin your whole future and reputation
Funny how things change with time. I used to hate running.
Yeah sex is great but have you ever finished a run exactly on 5.0 miles?
The most awkward thing about running with a friend is figuring out which person is going to be the fast runner who is taking it easy for the day, and which person is the slowpoke who is running much faster than usual but pretending...
When your legs get tired, run with your heart. If that doesn't work, just keep moving towards the free beer.
I'm sorry my posts on Facebook remind you of how lazy you are.
Remember when teachers used to say "You won't have a calculator everywhere you go." Well, we showed them.
My doctor told me I'm low on vitamin "D".... So I need more D... I definitely need more D
Hey I just wanted to say that nobody from this group is going to heaven. Just so you all know,..
Reasons why I'm currently alive: 1. Running 2. Coffee 3. Wine
Hustlers don't sleep. We take naps!
Thanks for the running advice, hon. I'll remember that next time I'm slower than you
Me: Should I sign up for another race? Brain: No Wallet: No Legs: No Me: Sold!
Running circles in front of your house because you can't end at 4.93 miles.
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