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I can feel my "because I'm f*cking tough" attitude coming out
bro, can you come pick me up? Where am I? Well I was on a runner's high and I think I am in Ohio
Them: "you don't look like a runner" Me: "ok so what do you want me to do"
I didn't wear earrings during quarantine and my holes closed up. I'm having an anxiety attack that my vagina is next
Can you come pick me up? Where am I? Well I was on a runner's high and I think I am in Ohio.
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
Me: Should I sign up for another race? Brain: No Wallet: No Legs: No Me: Sold!
There is no "right time to go for a run", there is just time & what you choose to do with it
Funny how things change with time. I used to hate running.
1% of the population will run a marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the remaining 99% will know what they are missing.
HIM: Tell me what you want ME: Running gear... HIM: No!!! Tell me what you want in bed ME: Oh! *gets in bed* running gear
When your legs get tired, run with your heart. If that doesn't work, just keep moving towards the free beer.
Am I the only one who measures time using songs? "Oh, it only took me 4 songs to get here! That's not too long!!"
Happiness is... running with a friend.
My doctor told me I'm low on vitamin "D".... So I need more D... I definitely need more D
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