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Moment of silence for all boobs that have been lost on our fitness journey.
Q: If a gym has 75 treadmills, and only 1 is being used, what do you do? A: You go home because it's your favorite one being used. Math is easy.
Waiter: careful the food is hot The food:
Unless you are standing at mile 26 or 26.1 please do not hold a sign saying "YOU'RE ALMOST THERE"
Your comeback will be greater than the setback you just experienced
3rd base is when they see how 'adorable' your black or missing toenails actually are.
When you're at a normal people party... and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for.
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate You don't eat, you carb up You don't rest, you taper You don't work out, you train & foam roll is a verb
Admit it... We don't call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors.
I don't really have a plan.... I rely solely on caffeine, running and wine to get me through the day
When everybody at the family function refers to running as "that jogging thingy you do"
If you don't like me and still watch everything i do... Bitch, you are a fan!
You might be a runner if... you take words such as badass, insane, freak, beast, crazy, and obsessed as compliments
Me: omg so sorry just saw your text, crazy day Actually me:
Girl when first meeting me: "How are you out of shape when you run all the time?" *watches me eat* Her: "Ah"
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