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*IT band still sore AF* No one: Ibuprofen: I got you babe
Sometimes the best part of my run is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I'm done.
I looove wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face??  Am I looking at you butt?  No one knows.
DIET TIP: Your pants will never get too tight  if you don't wear any.
Y'all complain about everything being closed. Now you're complaining about wearing masks inside places that  are open. You know what?!?  Drink the damn disinfectant.
I wish everything was as easy as  getting fat
I want new shoes, too. Why should  the kids going back to school have  all the fun!
How do you know if someone is  a runner? You'll know because it's  all they talk about.
If you don't come out from this  quarantine with:  • a new skill  • your side hustle started • more knowledge  You never lacked time,  you lacked discipline
I wish menus would list mile  equivalents rather than calories.  Like, if you eat that cheesecake,  go ahead and add another  10 miles to your run.
Inside every older runner is a younger runner wondering what the F@^K happened.
For someone who runs all the time,  I still have the ability to make it look like it's the first time I've ever tried.
Happiness is when your miles are finally updated on your running app! Because they don't count if they aren't there!
When I say I'm blessed it has nothing  to do with pace. It's all endurance baby!!
Thanks for the running advice, hon.  I'll remember that next time I'm slower than you
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