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*IT band still sore AF* No one: Ibuprofen: I got you babe
Them: "you don't look like a runner" Me: "ok so what do you want me to do"
The older I get the meaner I get... I'm pretty sure within the next few years I'll be biting people.
Me: omg so sorry just saw your text, crazy day Actually me:
ME: I'm just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home {Mainly because I spent all my money on running gear and race entry fees}
Just remember.... left, right, left, right..... repeat.
4.89 miles is NOT 5 miles, so I run around the block again.
I've got 99 problems and they all involve carbs.
Thanks for the running advice, hon. I'll remember that next time I'm slower than you
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn hydrated!
People call me ugly until they find me on Strava Then they call me ugly and slow too.
Just ice it... You'll be fine. Said every runner ever.
When someone who smokes and drinks tries to tell you to cut sugar from your diet because it's "unhealthy"
I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight. I'm okay with that. After all, 6 lb 4 oz is just not realistic.
my date: "so u run 5k marathons, huh" me: "i think you should leave"
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