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Running helps me maintain my "never killed anyone" streak.
I didn't wear earrings during quarantine and my holes closed up. I'm having an anxiety attack that my vagina is next
Me in middle school: Fakes sick to get out of running the mile in gym class. Me now: Pays to run 13.1 miles.
I just don't want to look back and think "I could've eaten that."
Marathons are like having kids. Sometimes you're not sure why you signed up for it... Then in a moment it all becomes apparent.
3 things runners think of at the finish line; don't cramp, what is my signature pose, and don't cramp.
why the people I vibe with gotta live so far.
Slow runners are the backbone of all races and deserve financial compensation. Someone had to say it.
What's more painful than running on the treadmill? Earphones with only one side working.
People call me ugly until they find me on Strava Then they call me ugly and slow too.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If you don't like me and still watch everything i do... Bitch, you are a fan!
I need an alert on my phone to tell me when my endorphin cup is running low, so I don't unnecessarily lose my sh*t on someone.
When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a jogger
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING * people are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely necessary * runners are being told to wear a hat
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