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Me: treat yo'self Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO'SELF
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing over the weekend because "running 10-20 miles" makes me sound boring AND cocky at the same time.
I don't know who needs to hear this but Quarantine Rules are Airport Rules, have a drink at 9am if you want too
My mom when I was 12 yrs old: "Honey. I'm worried you're watching too much TV. Why don't you go outside and run around?" My mom when I'm 30 yrs old: "Honey. I'm worried about how much running you're doing. Why don't you cut back...
Running is a lot like shopping at Target. You intend to run only $30 5Ks and before you know it, you're registering for $175 marathons!
Slow runners are the backbone of all races and deserve financial compensation. Someone had to say it.
Wherever you
DIET TIP: Your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.
"How was your date?" "I played my own drinking game where I took a drink every time she mentioned canceled races. I don't remember a lot."
You know what makes a long run extra hard? Diarrhea. That you can't control. UGH.
Now I be like "oh shit I forgot my mask" like I'm Batman or something
Finding that new pace you never knew you had when you realize you have a spectator.
I want to delete all my socials and disappear but I'll be bored
Let's be honest, the fastest runner in the team is always RUDE AF...... and mean for literally no reason...
I wanna be crazy fast. But I'm only crazy, so I'm halfway there. Progress
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