eBibs

How can you tell if someone ran a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
I can't seem to organize my social schedule but my race schedule is all sorted out for the next 9 months!
How far will I run today? Far enough to deserve this many cupcakes.
I like to keep my metabolism guessing. Like... what's it gonna be today - Starvation or 6,000 calories? Stay tuned to find out.
i f*cked up already, 2021 is gonna be my year i can feel it
It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today. It's so you don't judge when I devour the whole bag of chips.
ME: I'm so out of shape HUSBAND: you just ran 22 miles three days ago.
Do sharks complain about Monday? NO. They are up early. Biting stuff. Chasing things. Being scary- reminding everyone they're a freaking shark !!!
Person who doesn’t run, “Sure, you run marathons, but at what pace?” Me, “Suicide Pace.”
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a Marathon!
Half of y'all wanted this weather cause you thought you were gonna do more running. Now look at you, not running and cold
A good run is a lot like a strong cup of coffee. It energizes you, revitalizes you.. And kinda makes you wanna poop.
"I don't need another drink" - said not me last night
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. Close your rings DON'T BE A TANGERINE !!
Why do professional athletes think i should care about what they think? If i wanted advice from someone who chases a ball, I'd ask my dog.
Result Pages: <<   ... 126  127  128  129  130 ...   >>